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STATIC AGE RECORDS
82-A N. LEXINGTON AVE.
ASHEVILLE,NC 28801
 
Spring, Summer, Fall hours…
MON – THURS: 11am – 8pm
FRI & SAT: 11am – 9pm
SUN: NOON – 7pm
 
Winter hours…
MON – THURS: 11:30am – 7pm
FRI & SAT: 11:30am – 8pm
SUN: NOON – 7pm
 
 

From the East (where minds ripen at the wonders of nature)
Look WEST, young knave, down the path known only as 40. Pay attention to the signs, they speak the truth. Approaching Asheville, there will be a great convergence. Your path needs to shift to 240 West. More great truths ye shall witness. Immediately after witnessing the Charlotte Street truth, take the Merrimon down. At the bottom veer LEFT!, and then RIGHT! at the second glowing orb. Another orb shall follow and you must go LEFT! onto Lexington Avenue. We will welcome you with open arms shortly afterwards. About 4 stores up on the left.

From the West (where councils of the flesh are heeded)
Look EAST, young knave, down the path known only as 40. Pay attention to the signs, they speak the truth. Approaching Asheville, there will be a great convergence. Your path needs to shift to 240 East. More great truths ye shall witness, and one great bridge you will have to cross. Immediately after witnessing the Haywood Street truth, take the to the Merrimon. At the bottom veer LEFT!  Another orb will appear, and for the sake of Astharoth, you must go RIGHT! Still, another orb will appear, and you must go LEFT! onto Lexington Avenue. We will welcome you with open arms shortly afterwards. About 4 stores up on the left.

From the North (where frost thickens into armor)
Look SOUTH, young knave, down the path known only as 26 West and sometimes 19/23 South. Pay attention to the signs, they speak the truth. Approaching Asheville you will see a sign that is coded, UNCA. This is the seat of higher learning for all Magi! Take this path to the bottom, and go LEFT! The way will become broad, hence the name, BROADWAY. You will be challenged by 5 orbs of light. Do not tarry, keep the straight path. Once you have defeated the fith orb, we will welcome you with open arms shortly afterwards. About 4 stores up on the left.

From the South (where we shall all go for the end of our days)
Look NORTH, young knave, up the path known only as 26 East. If you pay attention to the signs, you will learn your path is the only one needed. It will take you straight to the citadel. Approaching Asheville you will cross a great bridge. Keep the straight path, do not follow the signs that say 26! They trick you. Immediately after witnessing the Haywood Street truth, take the to the Merrimon. At the bottom veer LEFT!  Another orb will appear, and for the sake of Astharoth, you must go RIGHT! Still, another orb will appear, and you must go LEFT! onto Lexington Avenue. We will welcome you with open arms shortly afterwards. About 4 stores up on the left.


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