Saturday Jan. 30th at the Rocket Club

MONOTONIX!!!! - from Israel, they are a non stop touring machine of pure rock and roll! Check them out here! 

SOFT OPENING - bro bros from heavy land. paint peeling, wall chunkers bringing the loud…check ‘em

THEE BIRDS OV PARADISE - interstellar planet rockers from Bristol, VA. the cosmos will align…check ‘em

Ridiculous show full of good and bad vibes! We have a lava lamp that you can stare at as your mind is vibrated to numbness.

Enoch – new locals featuring members of Serpents, Quetzcoatl, and Descolada – Harmonic, melodic, Electric Wizard’s Beard!…check ‘em

The ASound – more stones than a sack full of…well, stones. If that stuff you scraped out of your Bongzilla was actually molasses…check ‘em

RITUAL - more new locals featuring members of themselves! …check ‘em

Mon. February 8th at STATIC AGE RECORDS

This is definitely going to be one of those shows that you will kick yourself for missing!

Screaming Females – kinda like Dinosaur Jr. meets God Head Silo in the garage with Dead Meadow – lots of fuzzy pop hooks - http://www.myspace.com/screamingfemales

Jeff the Brotherhood – smells like teen Nirvana Youth – 2 man band of something that is not horses - http://www.myspace.com/jakeandjamin

Tent City Rollers – local melodic riffage in a squeeze tube

ORPHAN / CHILD ABUSE / LULO / SOFT OPENING

So, yeah. Ridiculous show! ORPHAN are not unlike an early Amphetamine Reptile noise rock band. Bass / Drummmmms. Super Duo!

CHILD ABUSE are the exception to the rule. They are the only time it is okay to abuse a wee one. Synth heavy rock aggravation in the vein of ARAB ON RADAR, LOCUST, RUINS, and that Skingraft records ilk.

LULO are Shane and Ryan of AHLEUCHATISTAS, but don’t expect any of that brain hemorrhage. Expect enlightenment through the miracle of sound and peanuts. Instead of Space is the Place, Space in My Face! I feel stoned just talking about it.

AAAAANNNDDD… the triumphant return of SOFT OPENING! Now with more decibels per pound! For fans of  BONGZILLA, JESUS & MARY CHAIN, early GRAND FUNK, and EARTH! How is that all possible? Through the sparkling new technology of electric guitars!

 Family Night Records presents…

TONY WAIN & THE PAIN bring it! They’ll be playing all the songs you love, plus a bunch they have never played live before. Also, pick up their fine piece of recorded material on luscious, luscious vinyl with eye-popping artwork! Quality control checked and approved by 5 drunk guys!

Joining them in the festivities will be JIMMY KIND BUD and DOS TORNADOS!

Flier artwork by B MENACE screened at STATIC STUDIO.

DIGITAL LEATHER w/ DJ Mr. The Best – To say that this will be a monumental show for Asheville is an understatement. Start your research now. You will need to sing and dance for this, so start practicing.

@ New French Bar

DRUMS LIKE MACHINE GUNS w/ NERVOUS SEX & PIG BREATH 

"demented audio seizures"

@Static Age Records – 8pm

Come out for the first Family Night BBQ…… this equals 5 radical country-type bands and free bbq prepared by your pals/acquaintances/nemisis’s here at family night records for a square ten bucks at the door. 

Whiskey & Co. from gainesville fla., Tony Wain & the Payne who’s debut lp on family night is so close to done that there are test pressings floating about right now!, Company of Ghosts from pensacola fla., Cartright from austin tx., and Me & the Devil from tallahasse fl. will all be playing their own brands of the old rockin’ honky-tonk music while you enjoy a free dinner featuring the exclusive flavors of this record label.

JAY  REATARD w/ TV SMITH (ADVERTS!) - Jay will have LOTS of new songs, and be playing a much longer set. Also, he and his band will be backing up TV and performing ADVERTS songs!

@ The Orange Peel – 9pm